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March 13, 2009

“The Disease Mongering Engine”

Filed under: 3,death,health,humor,nutrition — admin @ 10:57 am

the disease mongering engine, a very silly fake disease generatorI think this is hilarious: posted over at the Natural News website is the Disease Mongering Engine, a goofy application that generates a silly fake disease with ridiculous symptoms, followed by a number of steps to get “filthy rich” off of these “diseases”, such as “Bribe FDA officials into approving the drug as safe for everyone! (Even if it kills people.)” I love the fact that you can regenerate and loop through countless silly “diseases” (a warning that some of the symptoms are a tad crass, yet still silly.) I just diagnosed myself with this:

Obsessive Developmental Nose Picking Disorder (ODNPD)
ODNPD is defined as relentless, repetitive thoughts and ambitions in combination with a childhood trauma impacting adult behavior during intense nose picking excavations.

I think I suffer from this! I need a drug!

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